Monday 3 March 2008

Man vs Machine...

...Man loses.

I love Doritos Chili Heat Wave crisps.

What I hate is when I go to the vending machine at work and the damn thing thinks that the row with the Chili Doritos is empty.

NO MACHINE! I CAN SEE THEM RIGHT THERE! THEY'RE NOT SOLD OUT!

DAMN YOU MACHINE! ARE YOU TAUNTING ME?! I CAN SEE THEM RIGHT THERE IN ALL THEIR MSG SATURATED GLORY. GIVE THEM TO ME! PLEASE LET ME HAVE THEM! Please... oh please...

Alright then, I'll have some normal Cheese and Onion crisps instead. Pah! My night has been ruined.

1 comment:

Meredith White said...

lol, the same thing happened to me. I was at the shops and really thirsty, I put the money in, I put the code in, but get this the thing that grabs the drink went to a different drink(which was out of stock)to which I wanted. It wouldn't give my money back or let me choose a different drink. The people at the shops said I had to call the number on the machine, however that number isn't a free number so why would I want to pay another $3 to get back my original $3?