I love Doritos Chili Heat Wave crisps.
What I hate is when I go to the vending machine at work and the damn thing thinks that the row with the Chili Doritos is empty.
NO MACHINE! I CAN SEE THEM RIGHT THERE! THEY'RE NOT SOLD OUT!
DAMN YOU MACHINE! ARE YOU TAUNTING ME?! I CAN SEE THEM RIGHT THERE IN ALL THEIR MSG SATURATED GLORY. GIVE THEM TO ME! PLEASE LET ME HAVE THEM! Please... oh please...
Alright then, I'll have some normal Cheese and Onion crisps instead. Pah! My night has been ruined.